"Collection of Everyday Annoyances and Infuriations"

Submitted by: al343806

Thought it’d be fun to invite my friends over for lunch to on my dog’s birthday just for fun. Everyone cancelled after I put the delivery order in…

Thought it’d be fun to invite my friends over for lunch to on my dog’s birthday just for fun. Everyone cancelled after I put the delivery order in…
Top comment:

I'll help clean up lol

by GRVG

Submitted by: whodatbe24

I received this message from an Airbnb host two weeks after booking a place for the holidays.

I received this message from an Airbnb host two weeks after booking a place for the holidays.
Top comment:

Perhaps the owners of the place could rent out a home that someone else isn’t currently using for the holidays. I believe there is a website and app they could use to book a place.

by TypicalJeepDriver

Submitted by: jessedogg

My credit card was compromised and the thief booked an airbnb. I asked airbnb to cancel the reservation / refund the money, this was their response.

My credit card was compromised and the thief booked an airbnb. I asked airbnb to cancel the reservation / refund the money, this was their response.
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In a situation like that, don’t even bother going to anyone except your credit card company. If you want to be nice and give them a heads up, do so after you’ve contacted the cc company and canceled the card.

by drowninginidiots

Submitted by: MrCantPlayGuitar

When our plates chip, it’s always in the same way and size.

When our plates chip, it’s always in the same way and size.
Top comment:

Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. Four times means you are unable to recognize patterns.

by bugman8704

Submitted by: Hushrai

Just found out my new shirt is designed to fade over time

Just found out my new shirt is designed to fade over time
Top comment:

had the same crap with black shorts i bought for my partner online. no mention of fading on the website. when we got them they had a similar notice and are now grey and look awful after 2 washes. they didn't even "fade" evenly

edit: ok i'm sick of people telling me that i can re-dye the pants

we did the maths:

the dye is $14 per packet(instructions from the website said use 2) and we would have had to buy a bigger cooking pot (priced over $100). this isn't even considering that we would have had to stir the pot for almost an hour (without a single uninjured shoulder between the 2 of us) or the gas used to heat that pot.

the shorts were $30

by RedditGoneToTrash

Submitted by: SaltiestSSgt

Received this gem with my newspaper this morning (mind you, I pay for a subscription). If I am wrong and you're supposed to tip your newspaper guy please roast me.

Received this gem with my newspaper this morning (mind you, I pay for a subscription). If I am wrong and you're supposed to tip your newspaper guy please roast me.
Top comment:

Many years ago I got a similar letter in my paper. A couple days later we had a follow up letter from the paper itself warning us that it was a scam

Edit: to clarify, the paper’s letter indicated they had no affiliation/relationship with whoever was requesting the money and they were certainly not the person delivering our paper

by kevlar51

Submitted by: TheHunter1775

CO2 meter in my classroom

CO2 meter in my classroom
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In my high-school there were classrooms the even the teachers acknowledged were cursed because kids would just fall asleep, no matter the time of day.

Maintenance never found a gas leak or anything, but the air flow was terrible. The older, main part of the high-school was designed to be one main hallway with several long hallways going down one side of the main corridor. It was all cinder block walls with no windows. The classrooms that were fortunate enough to share a wall with the front facade had windows, but they could not open. So there were many, many classrooms that never ever got fresh air or natural light. The fire exit door was so far down the hall that it gave a very creepy liminal space vibe of a horror movie endless institutional hallway.

by DED_HAMPSTER

Submitted by: MothersMiIk

Why

Why
Top comment:

I was recently told by an HR rep that companies will do this because they include a statement at the end where you have to certify everything you've entered is truthful and accurate, so they can bust you if you've fudged your resume.

My response was, "Why don't you just add that certification question on the same page as the resume upload?" Basically, something like: I confirm that the information I've provided on the attached document is truthful and accurate to the best of my knowledge. She had no response to that.

by Katemonster89

Submitted by: MorninJohn

Neighbor across the street sits in hummer all night with high beams pointed straight at my house.

Neighbor across the street sits in hummer all night with high beams pointed straight at my house.
Top comment:

The only reasonable answer is to get 2 hummers and point them back.

by Significant_Half_166

Submitted by: AchalayMiNegra

Amazon Prime paid USD 500k to a murderer for the rights of her criminal story in order to make a movie out of it

Amazon Prime paid USD 500k to a murderer for the rights of her criminal story in order to make a movie out of it
Top comment:

Here in Brazil, Amazon wouldn't need to pay to make this movie, because here, by law, a criminal can't profit from his crime.

by Saca_Rolha

Submitted by: fishbethany

Can't check out without submitting a tip.

Can't check out without submitting a tip.
Top comment:

As others have suggested, select other then put in 0. However, if you can't do that, if the system does not let you put in 0 for other, I think that is technically illegal (assuming they don't classify it as a service charge instead of a tip when doing taxes)? And if there's a specific minimum, like of other doesn't let you go below 5% or even 1%, that's more likely.

According to "Tips Versus Service Charges: How to Report" (a pdf from the IRS which is intended for employers), tips "must be made free from compulsion" and "The customer must have the unrestricted right to determine the amount."

So, if they're restricting your right to determine the amount and are forcing you to provide a tip, that's not a tip, that's a service charge. Given how they present it as a tip, rather than a service charge, the IRS would probably be very interested in learning about this. If, of course, you can't just put 0 in Other. If you can, then this is just a tip that is optional but sneakily presented.

by Tide__Hunter

Submitted by: LexicalLegend

The mayor of Portland asked employers to enforce an at least 20-hour in-person workweek for remote and hybrid staff starting on January 1st.

The mayor of Portland asked employers to enforce an at least 20-hour in-person workweek for remote and hybrid staff starting on January 1st.
Top comment:

"I have office real estate I recently bought dirt cheap and need them filled"

by JoshTheRoo

Submitted by: thisappsux24

Trying do something with the kids on a rainy day

Trying do something with the kids on a rainy day
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when i went to bowlero, you could book a lane instead of paying for individual people. they only charge per person with the shoes.

by RightRespect

Submitted by: Daddyroni

My gorilla tape fell a few days ago now I can’t pick it up.

My gorilla tape fell a few days ago now I can’t pick it up.
Top comment:

That glue spot next to it says it's not the first time this has happened

by LucyLilium92

Submitted by: dimonium_anonimo

Bought 16k dice for a mosaic, all from the same supplier, supposedly the same size... The black ones are ≈1.25% smaller

Bought 16k dice for a mosaic, all from the same supplier, supposedly the same size... The black ones are ≈1.25% smaller
Top comment:

Was it specifically advertised that they’d be the same size? If so, that would probably warrant a refund. Though I know that’d be a pain

by Benjynn

Submitted by: RoastedGnome

Boss's son came in over the weekend. Scribbled all over my white board, and now all my fine tip markers look like this.

Boss's son came in over the weekend. Scribbled all over my white board, and now all my fine tip markers look like this.
Top comment:

The boss’s son isn’t always right, but he’s always the boss’s son.

by Building-Careful

Submitted by: funkytoad

That's not my porch. I have no idea where this is. Thanks Amazon!

That's not my porch. I have no idea where this is. Thanks Amazon!
Top comment:

Maybe there was a misunderstanding and your package is IN the Amazon?

by ohdearitsrichardiii

Submitted by: fryonreddit

Playing a Netflix show on the plane without headphones

Playing a Netflix show on the plane without headphones
Top comment:

These plane rides are miserable enough without cramming more trash in. I’m not big on tattling, but if she didn’t respond to, “Ma’am, we all don’t need to hear your phone,” I’d hope someone flagged down an attendant.

by WasabiCrush

Submitted by: Himansidlm

I walk past this every morning

I walk past this every morning
Top comment:

fix it

by FleurTheAbductor

Submitted by: vergil_plasticchair

Was hungry at work and it was extremely busy. Hadn’t eaten all day.

Was hungry at work and it was extremely busy. Hadn’t eaten all day.
Top comment:

Rather stay hungry

by Best-Possession6618

Submitted by: Due_Satisfaction_260

Keep your stupid fucking stickers off my fucking car.

Keep your stupid fucking stickers off my fucking car.
Top comment:

Just move the parking just enough to know it is noticeable.

by The_Lamb_Sauce2

Submitted by: caseytatumsings

Just booked a flight using the Hopper app. WHO AM I TIPPING?!

Just booked a flight using the Hopper app. WHO AM I TIPPING?!
Top comment:

What is Hopper’s business model? Do they get a spiff from the airline who they booked you with? Do they they run ads? I have no idea. Is it free and they solely work off of these “tips”?

by wtfsafrush

Submitted by: _Monika-

Guess we can't put on Christmas movies at work anymore...

Guess we can't put on Christmas movies at work anymore...
Top comment:

You never should use your personal (insert thing here) for work.

I'm pretty sure they can afford their own (insert thing here)

by leonardob0880

Submitted by: otherwisemilk

Honda Civic decided it doesn't want to show me the fuel tank level today. One of the reason why I hate the move to digital.

Honda Civic decided it doesn't want to show me the fuel tank level today. One of the reason why I hate the move to digital.
Top comment:

My man is about to drive off and find out someone siphoned his gas tank last night.

by LingonberryThis3675

Submitted by: KRA2008

My new pan is dishwasher safe & unsafe.

My new pan is dishwasher safe & unsafe.
Top comment:

Have to get one of those Schrödinger dishwashers.

by captjust

Submitted by: Prior-Building5640

My mom called me after this to yell at me because my sister doesn't understand what a joke is

My mom called me after this to yell at me because my sister doesn't understand what a joke is
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The old "mom, I think I'm pregnant"

Mom: "don't worry yet, maybe it's not yours"

by abigayl75

Submitted by: whoinventedflags

During my wife's infertility appt, a nurse came into the room telling her she was pregnant. It turned out to be someone else's test, and the day ended with no pregnancy, random pee on her hand, and news that she will need surgery to become pregnant due to a blockage

During my wife's infertility appt, a nurse came into the room telling her she was pregnant. It turned out to be someone else's test, and the day ended with no pregnancy, random pee on her hand, and news that she will need surgery to become pregnant due to a blockage
Top comment:

That's just heartbreaking

by Vampilton

Submitted by: mgoblue5783

Sorry Leonard

Sorry Leonard
Top comment:

After carefully reviewing the photo, I now know my “plant me under a sapling” wishes are proooooobably gonna end like this.

by AlexanderxSean38

Submitted by: mellilmao

I left my watch at home and this popped up every 5 min

I left my watch at home and this popped up every 5 min
Top comment:

Just one of those days ?

by High_Ryza

Submitted by: spikira

Got invited out last night and declined the invite because I knew it was gonna be expensive. The person that invited me said he'd pay, I said no because it'd be too expensive, he kept asking and I finally agreed. He did not pay.

Got invited out last night and declined the invite because I knew it was gonna be expensive. The person that invited me said he'd pay, I said no because it'd be too expensive, he kept asking and I finally agreed. He did not pay.
Top comment:

Well, now you know if he asks again.

by twohedwlf