Looks great, wish I had someone doing that for me!

These are the “salads” from SpongeBob

Just picked my mom up. The parking lot was so full of visitors cars I had to park way out. I guess it depends on the place.

Seems like you need to put some newspaper down to protect your shoes and apartment floor.

I too would trust Sir David Attenborough with my child's life.

Burner phone. He’s your dealer now.

Anyone this fucking disorganized is not someone you want to work for.

Congrats, if i knew you irl i'll take you to eat to a buffet or something

This. Is. A. Masterpiece!

Imagine the surprise when someone digs this unit up after a couple thousand years. They must envy our capabilities!

Zucchini for sure. Here's a link to a similar zucchini pineapple jam

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/zucchini-pineapple-jam/

the savings are unbeatable

i dont have a problem with them existing, i just wish i could have one to set to my favorite app, not all 4 preprogrammed.

You just have to split in two and go both ways at once.

You just need the add free add-on. It's only 49.99!

Shields are missing as shown on the light in the background of your picture. Dangerous as hell during the daylight!

The only logical thing to do is take your pants off and hold them up to the air vent. That's like, airplane travel 101.

Ask her to show you her expertise in kitchen cleaning as you never had an expert show you how it's done before. Insist she show you how it's done without your involvement so you can be sure to see the master cleaner at work and will then be able to keep the kitchen clean to her standards!

Voila she has to back down or clean your kitchen for you

I would be in tears if my credit card asked for my rewards. Like wtf are you for then?

Welcome to parenthood! The joke we always had when our kids were small was they didn't want something, they wanted the idea of it. Wrap it up and save it for later, when they're hungry for real just reheat it.

I would pitch a fit about this. Whole couch looks like a stripped bed.

I would raise the sign just out of reach and post a picture of him trying to take it down above the sign.

Do some reading about how leather is graded. It’s kinda some scammy stuff for the consumer.

Banana bread?!

My daughter is a CNA and has had to work 16 hour shifts to cover call outs. She's 5'2", 100 pounds, and is expected to lift 200# seniors by herself, all for $20 an hour. She does it because she loves the people, but she's clearly being taken advantage of, like every employee of a nursing home in the US.

The system is fucked up.

You have lifted the item... any sensors where it stood?

New rule: If you open it, you gotta pay it! Hahaha

Seriously.... Who fucking does that?

As an IT professional....this is just about the nicest way I've seen used laptops stacked.

Ya and the cheese box is minuscule now too.

Several hours??? Who the fuck has gas money like that?!