Why would you let your cat roam during this time?

Nice rocket ship drawings mom must have wanted to hang them on the refrigerator.

I know its not right but its kinda funny that they actually had the nerve to do it 😂

Is this a parody of that one post saying they're learning Japanese?

I worked at a show of hers a few years ago at jones beach. She ended up going on 3 hours late and played for like a half hour or less.

But he needs that car to quickly spread the word of Christ. Can't do that in a slow car

Had this same thing happened to me. Boy did it pisse off!!! It actually froze the ATM machine restricting anyone else to use it.. It was late at night so the bank was closed. The following morning I went inside the actual bank and explained my situation. They already had my card removed from the ATM and gave it back to me with no problem. ( Had to show my ID of course).

They don't tolerate mediocrity

There's a famous proverb: "A man with one watch knows the time, a man with two is never sure."

My mom does this too. And she backed over my lamp post while doing it. And called me at worked to yell at me about it because somehow it was my fault.

Tow trucks love these guys.

Do NOT let those fuckers out!

We had a couple flour beetles, about the same size, make their way in to our apartment.

They're in our spices, our flour, our rice, our pancake mix, pecans and walnuts, our honey, everything. The honey doesn't make sense, but they're in every single thing that came from any type of grain.

How is making a foam pumpkin more sustainable than just carving a real one?

The 100 percent wool part will shrink and felt if exposed to hot water and/or agilation. The garment will be unusable after that. Get some wool wash from your local yarn/knitting store, or use Woolite in a pinch. Use according to directions, and gently pat it into shape on a towel when done. HEAT and RUBBING THE FIBERS TOGETHER are kryptonite for wool.

Source: personal experience as a knitter for about 55 years.

Go to acrylic store and get a sheet of polyurethane/ plastic for tv (screen protector for tv)

After trying to work this shit out, I find that after all these years from first grade, at age 65, I’m still dumb as a brick.

What an asshole.

Some people think that they are the only ones who have ever lost someone and are energy leeching, sympathy seeking assholes. Sorry for your loss.

i’m sorry this is hilarious

A-O-A-O-A-A-A is a word. It was part of the chorus in Bastille’s song, Pompeii.

"Pay more for less" seems to be every company's motto nowadays

Report as fraudulent and have the bank deauthorize the business from charging your card.

Source: I had to do the same thing when Comcast kept charging me after cancelling and apparently couldn't fix the error on their end.

Comcast did later try to take me to collections, which stopped shortly after I threatened in writing to file a criminal complaint against the collection agency for fraud.

I guess they don't like you very much huh?

Deploy tactical toddler with assault sharpies.

A downside of being a successful ninja.

Do it on desktop. The mobile version does not register input.

I would try hitting it.

The Book by <_>

I think this might be better than having drivers swerve onto the bike lane just to avoid a speed bump

That’s disgusting and super disrespectful